Discover DORK U, a place like no other you've ever experienced before. As the largest contiguous student body union comprising the coolest of the "uncool" and the most extraordinary of the extravaganza, DORK U (DORK UNIVERSITY) is positioned in the heart of New York City . Just south of Time Square and barely north of the Village, DORK U has served as an incubator for leaders of the new cool.
Calling all students enrolled at NYU, Columbia, St. Johns University, BMCC, CUNY, City College and Hunter College! Now is the time to unite and take a stand. We invite you to enroll in the collective college of the corky, cool, and the uncommon. DORK U is for those that are too different to be normal and too sane to be weirdos.
WELCOME!
Students Requirements:
All DORK U students must have a connection or small affinity with 10 of the following things on the list below:
Saved By the Bell, The Breakfast Club or anything by John Hughes for that matter, Leg warmers, 4 non-Blondes, Frasier, Nirvana, Members Only Jackets, Dave Mathews Band, Chuck Taylors, Ankle Socks, The Cosby Show, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Friends, The Goonies, Family Guy, Stretch Pants, Fingerless gloves, The Simpsons, Smash Mouth, Bon Jovi, Living Single, Madonna, Green Day, Smart Guy, Depeche Mode, Varsity Jackets, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, No Doubt , Alanis Morissette, Ferris Bueller, Counting Crows, Michael Jackson, and deep deep down inside you love Right Said Fred or Ricky Martin.
Designed by The Breakfast Club, the DORK U campus is an inspirational setting which is home to a virtually unrivaled network of folks that are not only trendsetters, but are so far removed from current trends that by the time everyone else catches on, they've moved to something new. The DORK U student body encompasses hand picked individuals comprised of musicians, visual artists, poets, models, dancers, actresses, actors, athletes, and special students from destinations domestically and internationally.
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